By Wr. Theartony
Vote for me and be safe,
because even if you don’t, I’ll still rig myself in
Am well connected with the high offices
Check my call log, I just spoke to the chief!
whether you want it or not, I’ll be clinching that seat.
I’ll be honest with you, and tell you the naked truth
On roads;
Ladies, gentlemen and Vinyangarika
I’ll not build any roads for you!
Instead, I’ll import a fleet of off road beasts
For myself,my children,my wife and the concubines
I’ll make sure that they’ll never suffer on the gruesome, horrible roads again
On schools;
I’ll build No schools for anybody
Instead I’ll move my children to the group of schools,
Sit back and watch the public education system go down the drain
The day I’ll asssume that office
I’ll ensure that they access the best education here
And later on,
overseas for even better schooling,
They deserve it
I will make sure that your children continue to fail,
I will table draconian motions to make it even harder for your children to ever become anything other than blacksmiths and tailors
On property;
I will not protect any of your property,
Instead,
I’ll grab your land and confiscate your other properties
All this land you boast of will be my private property.
I will fence it off with an electric fence
All this time I will not be putting it into any economic use
Just lying idle out there
I’ll have shoved you into shantis and ramshackles living in deplorable conditions,
you must know who’s running the show.
I will grab everything, even your wives
Every beautiful woman will belong to me
No peasant will own anything.
Yes,
I will even hire expatriates, to see how we can even grab that oxygen you breath
All of you will become my subjects
I’ll be the real sheriff.
On food security;
Out of the massive resources,
I’ll acquire huge milling companies,
Buy your farm produce at a throw away price
Mill and hoard the same until your stores are depleted
Then sell it out to you at an arm and a leg price
Recoup my initial investments and make huge profits
I will make it extremely difficult for you mechanize,
Do irrigation or anything that would give you better harvests
If possible, I’ll even divert all the rains to my farm
Such that you do not get even a single drop
On justice;
I will become the supreme law of this land,
I’ll be the chief justice,the supreme court, all the way to the subordinate court.
My judgments shall final,binding and can never be challenged anywhere.
Each of my declarations will forms new precedent, a precedent that will be binding on everyone even in their ‘bedrooms’
In short;
Vote for me and I’ll milk you dry
I’ll ensure that my selfish interests are fully satisfied
Anyone with a dissenting opinion shall face my wrath.
You only have two options
To either vote for me
or
VOTE FOR ME!
Email: ngangaah@gmail.com
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